Movie Discommendation: TOTAL RECALL (2012)

Starring: Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale & Jessica Biel
Directed by: Len Wiseman
Written by: Kurt Wimmer and Mark Bomback
Genre(s): Sci-Fi, Action

Total Recall

No spoilers here!

Well, it’s taken awhile to post my first movie discommendation.   However, if you can read inbetween the lines, I suppose my previous postings on THE AVENGERS (2012) were discommendations too.  When I decided to launch my blog, I pledged to myself to make sure I mentioned stuff I do not like too.  I guess after listening to NPR radio for many years (which I do not any more due to political reasons), I always found it odd that they only reviewed movies or music which they liked.  I never heard anything negative.  Their reviews always seemed too smug, like they found the holy grail or they found a hidden gem or something way too hip for you or me.  However, everything cannot be a winner.  Have some stones and take a stand.  Which leads me to this posting…

Against my better judgement, I rented TOTAL RECALL starring Colin Farrel.  For lack of originality, I give it an A+.  Not too shabby.  It reminded me of a hodgepodge, a mish-mash, of many other sci-fi films since it borrowed components from other movies like BLADE RUNNER, STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES, I, ROBOT and UNDERWORLD.  I quite don’t understand when directors decide to remake movies when their visions are lackluster.  There is no excuse, especially when it’s based on great source material like Philip K. Dick’s short story “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale.”

On a separate note, it goes to show you how Ridley Scott’s BLADE RUNNER (1982) sets the barometer on futuristic landscapes.  It is the standard and in my opinion, the most  influential movie on representing life in the future.  It is the reference for ALL other filmmakers who decide to dive into the future.  Director Len Wiseman’s version of TOTAL RECALL is proof positive.

My advice is to stick with Arnold Schwarengger’s 1990 version instead.  Skip 2012.  After all, it wasn’t a good year for many reasons if I recall.

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2013 Commeth: Happy New Year!

Whether we like it or not, 2013 has arrived.  Wishing you a healthy and prosperous new year!  Keep the faith.

Happy New Year

Remember Y2K?  Here’s a blast from the past.  I was doing some post-Christmas cleaning and found a toast I wrote for the Millennium!

To the Millennium!
A thousand years in the making.
What more can I say?
It’s a tricky word to fit
In a toast that’s suppose to be full of wit.
I guess it does rhyme with words like
Coliseum, planetarium, or even opium.
Oh, what the heck,
Here’s to years of joy and happiness.
So let us drink wine
and lose our equilibrium.

Cheers!

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Quentin Taratino vs. Digital Filmmaking

What’s better?  Digital video or film?  The debate continues…

In this clip from The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER’s THE DIRECTORS series, filmmaker extraordinaire QUENTIN TARATINO discusses why he wants to quit making films — digital projection!

I understand Taratino’s objection.  I absolutely do not like how 120 MHz or 240 MHz televisions use motion blur and other digital processing to turn film grain into looking like a made for TV movie.  Totally flat and way too crystal clear.

Sorry folks, going digital ruins the movie going experience. There’s nothing wrong with seeing film grain.

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Reviving KING KONG (1933): A Thanksgiving Tradition

When I was growing up, my family’s Thanksgiving tradition involved four things:  watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, watching football (then watching more football), eating three helpings of mom’s turkey with homemade gravy and the grand finale, watching KING KONG on local channel 43.

King Kong Movie Poster

Not only is KING KONG my favorite monster movie of all time, it is the movie I’ve seen more than any other movie.  Since 1933 it has influenced most every filmmaker and serves as a reminder of what all filmmakers try to achieve: movie magic — to create a timeless classic which transports the audience to a whole another world and experience a heart-felt story filled with adventure, fear and romance.  KING KONG is the epitome of the movie-watching experience.

Considering it has been fifteen plus years since the last time I’ve seen KING KONG, I decided to revive a Thanksgiving tradition this year and watch it again.  In preparation I purchased KING KONG on Blu-Ray which included a book with production photos and notes.  Very nice high-quality packaging.

King Kong Blu-Ray DVD

After a full afternoon of cooking, eating and cleaning, it was time to sit back and relax and watch KONG, the Eighth Wonder of the World.  What a treat to see it again after all these years!

If you have never seen the original KING KONG or haven’t seen it in decades, put it on your DVD list and skip any movie with “battleship” or “transformers” in their titles. 

KING KONG is pure movie magic.

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My Tony Stark (IRON MAN) Halloween Costume, Plus Mini Bar!

Halloween, the first holiday of the Fall season, has come and gone.  This year I went as Tony Stark Version 1.0 (pre-arc reactor), complete with a custom made heart magnet, car battery and mini bar!

While Tony Stark was imprisoned in a cave and before he built himself the arc reactor to keep the shrapnel from entering his heart, he was hooked up to a car battery to power his magnet.

This was real fun to create, especially the mini bar disguised as a car battery.  A true first of its kind!  My heart magnet is not identical to the one featured in the movie, but it got the job done.

Tony Stark Iron Man Arc Reactor Costume 1

Tony Stark Iron Man Arc Reactor Costume 2

Tony Stark Iron Man Arc Reactor Costume 3

Tony Stark Iron Man Car Battery Costume 4

Tony Stark Iron Man Mini Bar Costume 5

Cheers!

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