10. Better Late Than Never
9. Home of the Tennis Golden Slam… or Not!
8. BYOC (Bring Your Own Condoms)
7. Tickets? We Don’t Need Any Stinkin’ Tickets!
6. Come to Tokyo and See the Future… and Future is Cardboard Furniture
5. Don’t Confuse Us with the X-Games
4. Sorry, it’s not Football Season Yet
3. Endorsed by Kaijus Everywhere
2. Quit While You’re Ahead
And the winner is:
1. Look, Ma, No Fans!
