It’s been fun to watch the growing resentment toward Apple’s recent release of IOS 7 for iPads and iPhones. I am not an Apple fanboy, but I do use their devices, along with many other technology brands. It’s going to be even more fun to watch Apple squirm around and do damage control, just like how Microsoft dealt (and is still dealing) with the Windows 8 backlash.
In the meantime, for your enjoyment I’ve compiled of a list of FAILED MARKETING & ADVERTISING SLOGANS for IOS 7…
Lacking In Design, But Full of Disappointment
Upgrading Has Never Been This Easy
Will Make You Happy as a Little Girl
Now with a Lot More New Features & A Whole Lot of Headaches
Designed by Unicorns For Simpletons
My God, It’s Full of Rainbows!
You WILL Upgrade & You WILL Like It
Makes Your Device Smell Like Bubblegum & Candy
Voted #1 By Teen Choice Awards
Now Supported Under Apple Care & Obamacare
Jam Packed with Fairy Dust
Stop Complaining, You Minions
Downgrading is so Overrated
It Could Be Worse… Just Kidding
Our Thin Fonts & Icons Will Make Your Fingers Look Fat
Very funny stuff! Feel free to share them.
Cheers!
